Revolution Revue: A Blog-a-zine

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An open letter to Oprah, whose ‘The Life You Want’ tour asked me to work for free

To achieve the life you want, avoid situations that devalue your worth. Like when Oprah’s “The Life You Want” tour, with its tickets priced up t...

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Birthday writing contest: Tell me your rebirth story and win free leggings
On: April 22, 2014   |   By: revolvahoopdance@gmail.com   |   Under: Contests, Uncategorized   |   Comments: 1 comment
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* Tomorrow is my birthday. Use it to contemplate your own re-birth, and you may walk away in a pair of free leggings from the Revolva Rock Store. My f...

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Ask Revolva: Are hoopers annoying, how to fill classes, rad stage makeup, being non-offensive
On: April 6, 2014   |   By: revolvahoopdance@gmail.com   |   Under: Uncategorized   |   Comments: 5 Comments
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Ask Revolva is an ongoing column, in which the public expresses confusion about anything from hooping and performance, to career counseling and tax ad...

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Revolvies Pre-Show deleted scenes
On: March 25, 2014   |   By: revolvahoopdance@gmail.com   |   Under: Uncategorized   |   Comments: No Comment
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“Killing your babies.” That’s what they call it. By “they,” I mean writers, and by “it,” I mean denying the ...

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Rape culture, badasses, and putting the “I” in Valentine’s Day
On: February 14, 2014   |   By: revolvahoopdance@gmail.com   |   Under: Uncategorized   |   Comments: 7 Comments
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One year ago today, as my eyes rolled completely back into my brain over political commentary on rape, I came out publicly (for the first time in 17 y...

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The 5th non-annual 2014 Revolvies Hoop Awards for 2013
On: January 29, 2014   |   By: revolvahoopdance@gmail.com   |   Under: comedy, Contests, Revolvies   |   Comments: 2 Comments
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Good evening, and welcome BACK to the Revolvies, a totally biased awards show, based solely on the opinion of one unitard-loving woman. The Revolvies ...

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Ask Revolva: Perverts in the park, teaching credentials and how to do the 4-hoop box split
On: September 30, 2013   |   By: revolvahoopdance@gmail.com   |   Under: Ask Revolva, Performance, Teaching   |   Comments: 4 Comments
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Ask Revolva is an ongoing column, in which the public expresses confusion about anything from hooping and performance, to career counseling and tax ad...

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Laughing more will make you healthier, happier—and sexier!
On: September 24, 2013   |   By: revolvahoopdance@gmail.com   |   Under: comedy, Performance   |   Comments: No Comment
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“You just do comedy because it’s easy.” This judgement has been applied to my work more than once. And it’s true; convincing a casino rep who ...

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Ask Revolva: Dating hoopers and pricing performances
On: September 10, 2013   |   By: revolvahoopdance@gmail.com   |   Under: Ask Revolva, Performance   |   Comments: 11 Comments
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Ask Revolva is an ongoing column, in which the public expresses confusion about anything from hooping and performance, to career counseling and tax ad...

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Ask Revolva: Unitard bathroom breaks and alter egos
On: August 23, 2013   |   By: revolvahoopdance@gmail.com   |   Under: Ask Revolva, Fashion   |   Comments: 1 comment
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Ask Revolva is an ongoing column, in which the public expresses confusion about anything from hooping and performance, to career counseling and tax ad...